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Favorite films

  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • High and Low
  • Perfect Blue
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

Recent activity

  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith


  • The Italian Job


  • The Italian Job


  • Top Gun: Maverick


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  • Ponyo



    I DO have a girlfriend she just... lives in another ecosystem OKAY

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    JJ Abrams helpfully put three metaphors for TROS into the movie itself.

    1) a scene in which a character combs through some ruins from the original trilogy in search of a macguffin that will lead to that trilogy's villain

    2) the reanimated corpse of the original trilogy's villain dangling from the strings of a giant machine, like a marionette

    3) a scene in which a character returns from beyond the grave to explicitly disavow his actions from the previous film