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  • Fateful Findings

    Fateful Findings


    N̶o̶ ̶l̶a̶p̶t̶o̶p̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶d̶u̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶f̶i̶l̶m̶.̶

    By far the most entertaining Breen film I've seen yet. Government secrets, thrown objects, and oddly nude dream sequences tie this so-bad-it's-good masterpiece together, leading to an explosive ending that won't disappoint.

    "It's a magical day" - Young Neil Breen

  • Invasion of the Saucer-Men

    Invasion of the Saucer-Men


    "You got my bull drunk, now I'm gonna take the law into my own hands"

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  • Eraserhead



    Eraserhead is a terrifying, gore filled, dream-like experience. Like a real nightmare, its terror is rooted in personal fear: in this case, the fear of adulthood. Surreal cinematography, character designs, editing, and acting brilliantly surround this film with an atmosphere of suspense and paranoia, as the viewer never knows just what to expect around the next corner. Alongside these film techniques, David Lynch utilizes crisp and terrifying sound design to create a convincing and cohesive film. This was my first…

  • Joshua and the Promised Land

    Joshua and the Promised Land


    Jesus Christ. Easily the worst looking animation I've ever seen. I have a headache after watching the entire thing. This propaganda film features a messy plot with creepy characters who offer terrible life advice for kids, like:

    1. If you believe in God and smile, your abusive parents won't fight anymore.

    2. It's alright to commit genocide (if the other culture group happens to be in the way).

    3. When a floating demon head comes to your bedroom in the…