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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    this is one of those movies that where afterwards i was like "i'm sure if you think about this critically it's definitely got issues" but at the same time i was so enthralled for the entire runtime that that doesn't really matter to me? (as i say in my bio; "i'm not a critic, i'm an anxious homosexual watching movies").

    the movie has such a beautiful, colourful, striking and gorgeous exterior but it's dark. it feels heightened and sort of…

  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL


    "well i'd say it's still your day, ma'am"

    the look that andie macdowell gives joe manganiello? i give this whole movie that look. this movie is very important to me for reasons i won't go into because i'll sound like a sappy bastard (i saw it at a time when i really needed a boost), and it's one of those movies that just really just sings with things that i love to see in movies (non-toxique, affectionate male friendships, hot…

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  • Run



    if you ever find yourself in a situation where your mum is sarah paulson, immediately speak to the authorities.

    aneesh chaganty really has a real good grip on how to build tension consistently across the runtime of a movie - it starts slow and subtle and builds up to the point where you jump any time anything moves.

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch


    i enjoyed this, really liked how creepy and bizarre it felt the whole time, definitely expected more witches. would've even settled for a sandwich, to be honest.

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  • Underwater



    turns out sebastian the crab lied when he said it's better down where it's wetter.