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  • Made in Hong Kong

    Made in Hong Kong

    ★★★★½

    fruit chan was at the theater to present the film but he bailed once it started. bet he went to go watch Thor or something lmao

  • On the Beach at Night Alone

    On the Beach at Night Alone

    ★★★★½

    spent a little bit too long at the beach and had to rush to the screening without showering off. went to relieve myself after the movie and discovered that my dick was covered in sand

    i am unqualified to love

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  • FRED: The Movie

    FRED: The Movie

    ★★★

    an insular, tortured and thoroughly cerebral cinematic experience
    if any established auteur had directed it, it would have been showered with praise

    i might be exaggerating but this was more captivating than it had any reason to be and thats worth something, right?

    edit: this is a dumb review stop liking it

  • Eureka

    Eureka

    ★★★★

    dude had jim o'rourke and albert ayler on cassette? fuck me