The Babysitter ★★★★½

My cousin: 
Well that was silly.
Me (an easily relatable teen who wants to have some gory, slasher-like, murderous, ritualistic, horrific, thrilling and suspenseful fun while still making up for laughs and heartfelt moments between horror and drama): 
SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMB DUMB LOOKING ASS DAFUQ.

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