saffron

constantly thirsting over actors twice my age

Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • What's Up, Doc?
  • Bridget Jones's Diary
  • Out of Sight

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  • Louis Theroux: Twilight of the Porn Stars

  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

  • Steel Magnolias

    ★★★★★

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★½

    laughed over the fact that I have seen this movie multiple times and yet still gasped when billy ray cyrus appeared on screen. now THAT choice is the most mindblowing, incomprehensible thing about this film. sweet niblets!

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

    ★★★★★

    my favourite of the trilogy because it is the funniest AND features bruce at his hottest

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  • Emma.

    Emma.

    ★★★½

    you: oh I remember this scene from the book 

    me, an intellectual: oh I remember this scene from clueless (1995)

  • What a Girl Wants

    What a Girl Wants

    the scene where it faded from colin firth in london dramatically pouring coco pops into a bowl to amanda bynes in new york pouring coco pops into a bowl is just cinematic brilliance