• Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★★★★

    Listen - I get it. It’s a little smug, kinda preachy. The editing is weird and the stock footage is a little much. BUT I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!

  • Recess: School's Out

    Recess: School's Out

    All I’m saying is it’s kinda weird how both this movie and Kill Bill have a crowd fight scene on two levels set to the song “Nobody But Me” - theory: was Quentin Tarantino inspired by Disney Television’s magnum opus “Recess: Schools Out”? Discuss .

  • Dave Chappelle: The Closer

    Dave Chappelle: The Closer

    ½

    It’s like having thanksgiving dinner and you have that one baby boomer relative who won’t shut the fuck up at the dinner table.

  • Titane

    Titane

    I wasn’t bored watching the movie, and the violence was stunning. cinematography on point. But this movie made a lot of choices that confused me, and left me feeling hollow rather than thrilled. However, I don’t think I’ll ever forget this movie, and I’d rather see a film like this over the next dime by the dozen blockbuster. Overall I would not say I particularly like it but I do respect it.

  • The Boogey Man

    The Boogey Man

    If this story was really set in Southern Maryland it would be “the Goat Man” instead

  • Titane

    Titane

    do you think Alexia’s favorite Pixar movie is Cars

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    2019 was a great fucking year for film, and there were so many bangers that came out. But I don't think there was a single moment that year that made my heart stop than that kid holding up woody and then bo peep accompanied by that beautiful score by newman - waterfall

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    The casting didn't really bother too much, but he did stand out. I don't think this movie deserves it's low rating, however it was incredibly boring and they cut 2 really great songs.

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    The Many Saints of Newark

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    baby chrissy: crying at teenage tony
    he fucking knows. he knows

  • Monsters University

    Monsters University

    ★★★★★

    five stars for Randy and Randy only

  • Waking Sleeping Beauty

    Waking Sleeping Beauty

    A doc that could have gone harder. I want the Apple drama and all the fighting over lightning McQueen god damn it

  • Transformers

    Transformers

    ★★★★★

    Transformers has a lot of shortcomings. However, I saw this when I was 12 so 12 year old Taylor will be reviewing this. 5 stars!!!