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  • UglyDolls

    UglyDolls

    ★★½

    at least they recycle

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★

    dear virgins who clapped during this movie anytime like anything happened,
    get a life.
    xo, thomas

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  • Five Feet Apart

    Five Feet Apart

    ½

    oomf really leaned over to me and said “I know she didn’t blow up all of those balloons” and I lost it

  • Cold War

    Cold War

    ★★★★½

    shoutout to the old woman in the row behind me who grabbed my head trying to find her seat in the dark... like hi??!!