Thomas McCallum

Fuck the Coen brothers, fuck Linklater and fuck you. I'm back, kind of.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Casablanca
  • Duck Soup
  • Halloween

Recent activity

  • Marriage Story


  • Jojo Rabbit


  • Knives Out


  • Ready or Not


Recent reviews

  • Halloween



    Every once in a while it's nice not to be let down.

  • The Cloverfield Paradox

    The Cloverfield Paradox


    Calm down, everyone. It's really not THAT bad. The closing shot is a little forced but it fit with the theme of the whole thing, it wasn't some unforgivable image that ruined an otherwise decent movie. can see why Paramount gave up on it. There's a ton of promise that gets kind of washed out with subpar writing and mistimed comedy (O'Dowd is a fucking riot but I can only handle so much). Certain reveals just didn't carry the…

Popular reviews

  • Braveheart



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "I'm doing this all for my dead wife" - William Wallace, balls deep in the Princess of Wales.

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer


    Performances : 8/10
    Story : 9.1/10
    Production : 8.4/10
    Overall : 8.5/10

    Chick flicks be damned, I love this movie and I'm not ashamed. There's just too many things going on here that are pretty close to perfect, I can't bring myself to not love it. It's unique way it tells it's story is probably what drew me into (500) Days of Summer in the first place. Starting at the end, jumping back and forth between different points in a…