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  • The Hollars

    The Hollars

    ★★★

    Damn, I expected a light romantic comedy but man, that almost had me in tears.

  • Step Brothers

    Step Brothers

    ★★★★½

    “I'm not gonna call him Dad.”
    “Brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't expect you to call him Dad.”
    “Well I'm not going to, ever! Even if there's a fire!”

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  • Superbad

    Superbad

    ★★★★★

    “You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.”
    “Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.”

    So... I did something new yesterday. I asked a girl out for the first time in my life. She’s someone I’ve been hanging out with for two years now and I have a really strong friendship with her. I had sometimes hinted to her about maybe dating but I never went all the way. Well yesterday I finally…

  • Trolls World Tour

    Trolls World Tour

    ½

    That was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. And that’s not an over exaggeration. I yelled at my IPad constantly because of how angry I was. I only watched this because of Ozzy Osbourne And for the Tiny Diamond memes. I haven’t seen the first trolls and after that pile of hot steaming horse shit I don’t think I’m ever going to. This ruined Barracuda by Heart which is one of my favourite songs. It ruined Crazy Train another one of my favourite songs. But it was right about one thing. Pop music sucks ass.