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give me trash or give me death

shockumentary, SOV, 50s sci-fi, found footage, pinku

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  • Killjoy

    Killjoy

    ★★★

    on my radar since finding an Echo Bridge Entertainment triple pack of Puppet Master 1-3 thrifting in middle school <3 led to flipping through endless trailers and scouring IMDB pages when i first found the Full Moon catalog. nostalgic in that way but i never expected much out of it as it fell victim to a typical crowd of hyperbolic slander. def a lowkey and charming slice of 00s black horror, with constraints making way for a neon-lit factory funhouse, local-theatre performances and sultry stock r&b. Angel Vargas brings it !

  • Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong

    Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong

    ★★★

    "...𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑴𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒂 𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒈𝒆, 𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒕."

    the gang get harvested for their semen in a foggy Full Moon backlot of glow-in-the-dark silly spray, Home Depot moss, and black lights. you either down for this shit or you're not.

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  • Wedding Trough

    Wedding Trough

    ★★★

    pig pussy really make a man go crazy

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★★★

    [Intro]
    G5 Kids! Soulja (Soulja)
    All the pretty girls stand up, all the pretty boys stand up
    (Pretty boys in the building)

    [Chorus]
    This, right here, is my, swag (swag)
    All, the girls, are on me, damn
    Every, body, pay, attention
    This, right here, is my pretty boy swag (Soulja, Soulja, Soulja)
    Pretty boy swag (ayy)
    Pretty boy swag (ayy)
    Pretty boy swag (ayy)
    Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
    Girls scream my name when I pretty…