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  • Screwballs

    Screwballs

    ★★★½

    September 15th, 1967:

    DA NANG, Vietnam (AP) - Hearts were heavy today when news broke that Corporal Melvin Jerkovsky, of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, was found dead near the tank repository at Blackhorse Base Camp near Xuan Loc. Although bombing runs had been stopped for the past 72 hours, and no recon missions were scheduled for the soldiers at the camp, Corporal Jerkovsky appears to have perished not in a military exercise, but in what many on the base…

  • Fright Night

    Fright Night

    ★★★★

    Rolling up to the club in a designer sweatshirt is some real vampire shit

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    Did the math, and I do believe, on a purely technical level, "Get away from her you bitch!" does in fact pass the Bechdel test.

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby

    Young Baz Luhrmann: "Hey mom! Look what I found in the dumpster: it's some old book!"

    Mom Luhrmann: "Honey, put that thing back where you found it and get back to filming me throwing glitter at your father."

    Young Baz: "But ma! It's got some superficial romance and a melodramatic tragedy of an ending and some subtle political commentary that I can wash over if not ignore completely!"

    Mom: "Well, okay honey, I'll let you read it just this one…