Timcop

Big movie. Big screen. Loved it.

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  • Baby Face
  • The Court Jester
  • Real Life
  • Deep Red

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  • Dawson City: Frozen Time

    ★★★★½

  • Thrilling Bloody Sword

    ★★★★

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    ★★★½

  • Deep Cover

    ★★★★

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  • Barbarella

    Barbarella

    ★★★½

    this movie has the exact same plot as APOCALYPSE NOW

  • Now, Voyager

    Now, Voyager

    ★★★★

    ::phone rings::

    "Hello? Yes, this is the character portrayed by Paul Henreid in NOW, VOYAGER. What's that? Oh, yes, you're the doctor from the sanitarium where my young daughter is a patient. What's that, doctor? You've fired the nurse looking after my daughter? And…you're going to let the patient next door to my daughter be in charge of my daughter's care? Uh-huh. I see. And then you're going to let my daughter move in with them at the beginning of…

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  • Dawson City: Frozen Time

    Dawson City: Frozen Time

    ★★★★½

    Like a less verbose Adam Curtis, Bill Morrison makes connections to anything and everything as it all runs through Dawson City. A single Canadian town predicts the future of America and by proxy the 20th Century.

  • Thrilling Bloody Sword

    Thrilling Bloody Sword

    ★★★★

    Citizen Kane may be alright, but does it have a scene where a magical fairy reveals to a handsome prince that the ogre he’s fighting has his one weakness in his “hip” (his actual asshole)? Last time I checked, it didn’t. Not enough movies have a loose adaptation of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs where the “magic mirror” is actually a schizophrenic demon with two mouths, one of which is in its crotch.

    Who up pondering they flesh ball.

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