bobby corleone

i know the young pope isn't a film but shut up. it's on letterboxd

Favorite films

  • Full Metal Jacket
  • T2 Trainspotting
  • Saw
  • The Young Pope

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  • Captive Audience: A Real American Horror Story

    ★★★

  • Eel Girl

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

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  • Angels & Demons

    Angels & Demons

    ★★★★★

    LARGE HADRON COLLIDER? ANTIMATTER? MEN ON FIRE? EXTREME PRO-CATHOLICISM? TOM HANKS SAYING "MY GOD......"? ONE CARDINAL DEAD EVERY HOUR UNTIL MIDNIGHT WHEN AN ANTIMATTER BOMB WILL EXPLODE AND CONSUME VATICAN CITY? EWAN MCGREGOR HOT PRIEST? ILLUMINATI? ILLUMIFUCKINGNATI????

    happy 10 year anniversary to the greatest film ever made

  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★★

    about halfway through this rewatch me and freddie were literally driven to tears from laughing at the combined energies before us on screen... cary elwes' accent slipping, his screaming, his crying, the infamous line STOP THE LIES! YOU'RE A LIAR! honest to god my vision was swimming, i couldn't see straight, everything was blurring and trembling around me, my heart stopped beating for a second. i LOVE this movie and it almost killed me this time

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  • Captive Audience: A Real American Horror Story

    Captive Audience: A Real American Horror Story

    ★★★

    the segments with the actors from the miniseries were weird and speculative and put emphasis on things that didn't need to have emphasis put on them, plus the fact if you had all these recordings why did you need the actors reading the statements. anyway the story itself was heartwrenching

  • Eel Girl

    Eel Girl

    basically got bullied into watching this by a random tiktok i saw third or fourth hand as a youtube short which said 'DON'T google the following things they are so disturbing! number 1, lemon party. number 2, gore. number 3, eel girl." like sorry to whoever made that video but i would not say that those three things are on the same level of disturbing. also, just, gore? just... general gore? ok. anyway this was bad and what was up with that music but the practical fx were great

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  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

    some queschuns:

    • why did she have to be naked
    • why did that man do this to them all
    • why did they assemble the most unlikeable collection of protagonists
    • why was 30 minutes of this runtime exclusively devoted to literally just watching people solve puzzles with no heightened stakes at all
    • that woman is still alive in the bear, she just broke her arm, she is still very much alive
    • what was that music
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  • Louis Theroux: The Most Hated Family in America

    Louis Theroux: The Most Hated Family in America

    wbc guy: the jews are christ-killers! they killed christ!
    louis: newsflash, brainiac! christ was jewish!

    like and share if you too transcended the mortal plane in this moment