Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • The Incredibles
  • Kim Possible: So the Drama
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

Recent activity

  • The Matrix Resurrections


  • 14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible


  • Midnight Mass


  • Dune


Recent reviews

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections


    Eh. Both sides talking about this movie sound like they saw something else. 

    To the people that love this movie, I don’t get it. The action is incredibly lacking in anything to make it interesting or even coherent. The new Matrix lore could be interesting, but nothing is really done with it. The biggest let down is the lack of an interesting story. I desperately wanted something interesting to happen in the middle and it just wasn’t there.

    But I…

  • 14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible

    14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible


    It’s fine. I’ve never been a huge fan of the human achievement documentary, these are only interesting when people fail. Entertaining enough to watch with your parents when they ask if you’ve seen the mountain climbing movie. Front runner for the Oscars.

Popular reviews

  • Nomadland


    Gross. It’s more meandering Oscar-bait with no real message. It’s gonna work too, we’ve been conditioned to call this high level art. This is for middle/upper class dummies who want to be pandered too. My least favorite scenes:
    -Frances and her actually poor “friends” tour a 500k camper and fantasize about driving to Hawaii
    -Amazon being portrayed as this benevolent provider that Frances can depend on to give her honest work in these trying times...twice
    -Frances shitting in a bucket…

  • Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain

    Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain


    Gross. Started fine and then wow did the ending fumble it bad and reveal how shallow and sad this is. The AI voice line is obvious and not a problem at all, if unnecessary. The film has a much deeper problem than using a computer to narrate a private email. It’s the portrayal of Bourdain’s suicide that’s absolutely shameful. I was worried this would be too masturbatory, but instead I got something that feels like a YouTube drama video essay.…