briony

i’m here to be gay and watch horror movies

top four are faves of the moment

Favorite films

  • The Night Comes for Us
  • The Night House
  • Blade
  • Kajillionaire

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  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    ★★★

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

    ½

  • X-Men: First Class

    ★★★

  • Dark Phoenix

    ★★★★½

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  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse

    ★★★

    my roommate and i just had a fight in the middle of this so i’m gonna finish it tomorrow, but i need you to understand how insane it feels to have just snapped at each other and then there’s ten minutes of blue oscar isaac ranting about being a god followed by that dumbass quicksilver scene set to sweet dreams by the eurythmics. while we just sit there. fuming. both of us absolutely silent.

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    ½

    hello?????? how have i never noticed that this is utterly nonsensical? i had this at THREE AND A HALF STARS before! maybe being gay IS a mental illness because jesus christ

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  • Hot Girls Wanted

    Hot Girls Wanted

    ★★★★

    literal real life amateur porn stars: i was hurt and scared and i regret it

    men: wow i can't believe this one sided sex negative garbage, how dare they try to make me feel guilty next time i wanna jerk off to teenagers

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★★

    amanda’s haircut in this rly was a win for the lesbian community