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- @ cinema 79
- watched on tubi 39
- watched with 🦊 11
- my roommate and i watch everything on my hard drive 6
- 'a marriage story' but with ghosts
- 'darf is a friend of mine.. a friend of ours..'
- 'shes gone 😫 shes gone! 😫😫'
- 'who's darf?'
- 2 stars for my mans.
- a little treat.
- a lot !!! even though she was very annoying !
- a shame
- abby anderson would clean up here...and i would like to see it...
- abomination mia vibes......nice.
- aggravating!!!
- also apparently i've marked this as seen before
- also everyone saying this is a blair witch knock off is only saying that bc they havent seen many found footage movies lmfao
- also for the record i am still deeply confused abt why they had to separate katniss and peeta at the end of this. just causing drama for no good reason
- also for the record i definitely do not like paul verhoeven he's a rotten little man but the stuff he did with this movie is iconic
- also fr it's time for everyone to join serializd
- also he looked more like a greyjoy in this than he did on game of thrones lol
- also if u were ever one of us unfortunate souls who watched supernatural youll guess the twist way too early
- also is this supposed to be jed?
- also it's become clear bc i actually paid attn this time that my last review is clown shit and arne & his gf actually kiss many many times
- also it's only in one bit and doesn't really matter in the story but an unexpected entry into my fave subgenre of gay horror
- also it's rly weird reading all these reviews of ppl crying over newt bc thats my cat's name lmao
- also not her just touching all that stuff in his office bare hands...foul literally foul
- also not to be a pussy but i literally have motion sickness now. i feel like i have shaken baby syndrome
- also not to be that person who says every apocalypse thing is a tlou ripoff but this really was?? hello the clickers the spores....come on
- also obsessed with the way domhnall gleeson was just never seen again
- also offscreen but heard rape tw if ur gonna watch this
- also shame on me for every day that i’ve allowed to pass without thinking about how hot lili taylor is
- also spoilers but i’m also so confused about the sequence of events here bc his wife was calling him all the time in the last movie right??
- also that old man ghost is such a mood i’d rly be like get tf out of my recliner. i pick the channels.
- also this has the nostalgia card going for it too and we know that always wins with me
- also victor sexy.
- also what’s the deal with the overenthusiastic playschool host way of speaking coupled with bizarrely horny content?
- also worth mentioning that since this was released anwar al-awlaki's surviving child was also murdered
- american mutuals did people at your highschools really fucking act like this 💀💀
- an entire movie about him and his little friends playing grab ass while trapped in enclosed spaces how did they convince him to do it
- and b) consistently keeps track of the shifting power dynamics and who has been left alone with who
- and being like can we fucking focus on some larger issues here?? kim there are people that are dying
- and disturbing in a bad way like not even fun
- and frankly nowhere near as sympathetic or interesting like if you do clown shit u shall die as a clown wdym
- and honestly it feels so fitting for the last one to be such a depressing stressful flop of a night
- and i am not talking abt john fucking cena
- and instead the entire focus is on some damn locusts
- and then just before credits roll they all get up from their fake dead positions and laugh like 'ha ha! that's a wrap! fooled you! this rly was just a fake student film all along 😌😌'
- and then the last book/these final 2 movies i'm like idgaf about any of yall's problems these two are in love!!! leave them alone!
- and then towards the end theres this set of knocks that none of the characters react to at all
- another for the long list of leigh whannel jumpscares
- anything i watched during my 8-12 childhood trauma years....locked in for life
- anyway i’ve never seen the michael fassbender shame but i think it plagiarised from this. also i think this one was better.
- anyway something about laughing at this movie makes you feel like a failure lmao
- anyway yeah this movie had more child fight scenes than i would expect to see in any single piece of media
- anyways i know a couple of ghost hets obsessed mutuals who are gonna go absolutely feral over this one
- anyways spoilers right here but if a man offered me eternal life and wealth and all i had to do was marry him i'd say no too. she's so valid for that.
- anyways this was very stupid and poorly acted but it did get a stunned drawn out 'oh my fucking god' outta me so.
- anyways where was the cat throughout all this
- anyways.
- anyways. love that theyre still finding actors who will do these movies lmfaoo
- as always toni collette call me
- as we left the cinema my friend asked if i was ok to drive
- at the end they should've revealed the shooter was her sixteen year old sister
- bad combo. didnt have fun
- before any bitch tries to come for me i am obvs joking abt feminist masterpiece
- begging someone to confirm they know what i'm talking about
- best part was when luenell showed up
- better than buried
- better than the poster would have u think but just kind of blah. amounts to nothing
- beyond that it's giving me a massive existential i hate it here
- bonnie aarons is 5'7" but she's 6'3" in my heart.
- but also not as good.
- but by god i was wrong that this dude couldn't get more unlikable. how does jake do it every time
- but i do laugh. so.
- but if i said this was actually kind of good and fun would you all still love me 🥲 i swear i’m in my right mind
- but it owes a lot to its score and everything beyond that is messy and morally confused
- but it's fun knowing i seemed to accidentally have good taste in movies as a 10 year old lmao
- but like a lot of women did kill men and there was no sa of any kind so i am here thoroughly impressed tbh
- but like in a sad way. i love u and ur bf gary 🥺
- but my god he is a fucking awful boyfriend
- but she was serving
- but there is also a lot that still makes zero sense ❤️
- but they were meant to be serious
- but this is like an investigative 'documentary' style about their disappearance
- but this was genuinely fun and creative and like. cute??? lmao idk but good for them good for them
- but this was meaningless lol
- but why can i always tell
- can't stand straight ppl.
- candice johnson explain!!!!!! who are you!!
- cant believe i was briefly attracted to that man
- cant believe ive been afraid to watch this for years
- charles: i literally just got shot in the ass
- cheap ass lifetime movie or police procedural reenactments energy
- chloe sevigny naked wielding an axe you could have it all
- concept fantastic and execution not even that bad for the most part
- congrats to them for filming a rape scene that actually wont be uploaded to pornhub
- cried so much while watching this i have such a headache now
- cute dogs tho
- damn raptors in their national parks and shit
- denise richards and dina meyer were why i loved this as a child
- desperately throwing myself at this man to distract from. the other one we do not speak of
- did he manifest the boogeyman or did i manifest this garbage movie abt him manifesting the boogeyman
- did not show any women being raped but also these movies always have that predictable moment where one woman betrays the other
- do i find them kind of annoying? also yes.
- do not watch this if u already feel urself on the verge of an existential crisis
- do you all enjoy being angry?
- do you know how hard i had to look for the nail painting emoji bc ive never used it before ever
- dog shit
- don't get me wrong i'm generally on his side even if i want michael fassbender dead
- dont even get me started on bucky. who was so much easier to like with long hair and no personality
- dont mean it that way i swear but no other word works lmao
- ehren rly was going thru it this time 💀💀
- either you all just really missed going to the theatres or what idk but this was god awful
- ending was good. lil bit sexy. lead actress very good despite the movie otherwise being an embarassment.
- enough !
- erik at the end: join me! freedom! self acceptance!
- every one of his recs lowkey sucks 💀 lmao
- every single one of his movies have some sort of interesting hook
- everything abt this movie is funny and i love it so much