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  • The People Under the Stairs

    The People Under the Stairs


    Jordan Peele has cited it himself, but it’s startling to see how much of an influence The People Under the Stairs had on Get Out and Us. Race and class are explored in every scene, comedy and horror coexist seamlessly. Wes Craven was a real one.

  • Shocker



    The sins of the father are visited upon Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince. TV rots our brains, Satanic panic runs rampant, serial killers take up residence in the living room, and it's a nightmare on everyone's street when Mickey Knox emerges from Reagan's regime. Long live the new flesh!

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  • Holy Motors

    Holy Motors


    UPDATE/JANUARY 16, 2020: I was 20 years old when I posted this review. Since then, I've learned a lot more about cinema, made a few films myself, and aged seven years. I would not write a review like this today, though I must admit that I still find this one amusing. Carry on!

    To say that Holy Motors has been praised would be the understatement of the century. It has been discussed and interpreted more than probably any other…

  • Jeff, Who Lives at Home

    Jeff, Who Lives at Home


    "I just wanna feel that we both wanna, like, be in love. I want it so...bad."

    Have you ever felt like you're drifting aimlessly through life? Have you ever longed for someone to love, a longing that runs so deep you can hardly contain your emotions when you're alone in your bed in the middle of the night? Have you ever felt like everyone's abandoned you? Have you ever felt like none of it means anything? Have you ever felt…