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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★½

    98

    “We have to try.”

    Roughly this time last year, I watched the theatrical cut of Justice League. I hated it, and as a matter of a fact it’s one of the very few films that I’ve ever given a 0. Though I’m very proud of that review, in which I described the film using language in colorful and frankly disgusting variety. The one thing I’ve always regretted about that review was the way I made it all Zack Snyder’s…

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ½

    0

    Edit: I crack down pretty hard on Zack Snyder, and I regret it immensely. He seems like a great dude, and in any case I now know that most of why this movie was bad was because of Joss Whedon. I talk about the film creatively using language in disgusting variety, and I apologize for any misguided harm this includes towards Zack Snyder. I’m keeping this as it was because it’s my favorite review I’ve ever written, but just…

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★

    Almost Spike Jonze-ian direction from Burnham. Not his best special, but that’s not saying much and also his beard is hot.

  • Cruella

    Cruella

    ½

    9

    *exasperated and breathy* Fuck you. *long, shaky breath in; exactly as exasperated and breathy* Go fuck yourself, Disney.

    This isn’t the worst Disney remake but it’s probably the one that disappointed me the most, because the marketing promises so much. It looks so punk inspired. Which, I mean, I certainly don’t like punk, but at least it’s different from the vacant onslaught of remakes that came before it, each less creatively ambitious than the last. They’re finally breaking out…

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  • Cinderella III: A Twist in Time

    Cinderella III: A Twist in Time

    ★★★★★

    You know what?

    Fuck you. Name a joke that doesn't land.

  • Music

    Music

    ½

    1

    Sia Furler Proudly Presents

    Music! or: Neurotypicals Are Segregated Against Too, You Guys. :(

    I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned this on Letterboxd because I try to keep my reviews about the movie rather than myself, but...last November I was diagnosed with Autism, ADHD, Depression, and Anxiety. I call them my four friends so I don’t feel like a freak. I’ve learned a lot about these four things over the last several months, up to and including checking myself…