isaac | 23 | usa
your resident tom cruise expert
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
Wolf 2021
i wasn't really sure what to think of this when i started it, but by the end i was really enjoying it. sure, it's not the most, like, profound movie in the world -- as many people have pointed out, it doesn't necessarily say anything that hasn't already been said -- but i found it to be an extremely compelling movie nonetheless. george mackay is brilliant as always and i wish filmmakers in the us would realize that he's what we need in movies!
side note: this movie is the kinkiest movie i've ever seen, holy shit. it's up there on batman returns levels of horny.
-
Munich: The Edge of War 2021
solid thriller with great performances that's ultimately let down by its ending (also the implication that the uk is what defeated nazi germany and not the incredible sacrifices from the ussr, lol). this movie would be a lot better if the straight execs would have stopped being cowardly and made hugh and paul lovers i s2g! the tragedy of it all! the chemistry between george and jannis! sigh
Popular reviews
More-
Midnight in Paris 2011
can woody allen stop jerking off to himself long enough to write a script that doesn't sound like bad fan fiction written by a 15 year old
-
Ocean's Thirteen 2007
me starting ocean's eleven: time to watch some boring heist film i guess
me finishing ocean's thirteen: here's a kiss for danny and a kiss for reuben and a kiss for linus and a kiss for saul and a kiss for virgil and a kiss for turk and a kiss for frank and a kiss for basher and a kiss for livingston and a kiss for yen and two very special kisses for rusty
