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  • The Talented Mr. Ripley
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Psycho
  • The Exorcist

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  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    ★★★½

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    ★★

  • Dancer in the Dark

    ★★★★½

  • Boogie Nights

    ★★★★

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  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    ★★★½

    it's obvious that this film is one that was made as a thesis for a grad program, as it's far more unpolished and clunky than his actual full-feature work. however, i am a bit irritated that there isn't a genuine review in the first few pages of the reviews on here, because this movie has an intent to it outside of shock value. ari aster definitely leans on shocking imagery and story lines, but they are not without purpose. i…

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    ★★

    i realize that this film isolated on its own is just pretentious at worst but if we're going auteur theory mode? incel ass movie. oh my god I hate lars von trier

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  • Midnight in Paris

    Midnight in Paris

    ★½

    can woody allen stop jerking off to himself long enough to write a script that doesn't sound like bad fan fiction written by a 15 year old

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★½

    me starting ocean's eleven: time to watch some boring heist film i guess

    me finishing ocean's thirteen: here's a kiss for danny and a kiss for reuben and a kiss for linus and a kiss for saul and a kiss for virgil and a kiss for turk and a kiss for frank and a kiss for basher and a kiss for livingston and a kiss for yen and two very special kisses for rusty