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Recent reviews

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  The Creator 2023

  ★★ Watched 01 Oct 2023

  really wanted to like this, but I don’t think I vibe with Gareth Edwards and on top of that it seems like there’s studio intervention with this anyways. john david washington is trying his best but that script is rough, man. at least it looks pretty. i fucked with this being more of a halo movie than a star wars one too. 

  aside from all that, it’s got the same orientalist feeling that I got from Isle of Dogs. setting…

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2023

  saw is back and maybe the best it’s ever been. also the least confusing it’s been for once? would like to go back to that crazy melodramatic soap-y stuff but i’m considering this a soft re-launch and it’s perfect for that.

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★ Watched 16 Dec 2021 14

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  A fuckin mess.

  I have mixed feelings about them trying to convince us so hard that MCU Peter is working class since people like me were complaining. Like why is Pete on FaceTime saying to MJ that he’s broke while surrounded by Stark tech in Happy’s multi million dollar apartment lmfao. Yeah it’s cool they end on him in a shitty apartment, alone and with no money to pay rent on the first, but all of that feels forced. Aunt…

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  The Benchwarmers 2006

  ★ Rewatched 22 Jul 2018 1

  Don’t ask me how many times I’ve seen this