I'm glad I looked past the corny looking cover on this one. I had a feeling Carol Kane wouldn't let me down and boy, did she deliver. Weak, meek and tragically unchic...until she's thrown out of her comfort zone & then all bets are off! She gets comically gruesome and her eyebrows get more unwieldy as she spirals into madness.
Douche-chills: The Motion Picture.
It's as if some food court druid wrote a script between his shifts at Hot Topic and jerking off to Columbine footage.
That said, I had a lot of fun watching this. I'm going to watch it again soon and probably once a month or so for the rest of my life.
Ernest and his gap toothed grin charm middle America, as he travels the open road, shaking hands with all the locals he meets along the way. He occasionally tells career anecdotes from behind the wheel, but the focus is about getting out and enjoying what life and the U.S. has to offer. It's endearing as all get out and the message is sound.
At one point, while cruising a truck stop, Ernie points out a guy's Looney Tunes basketball shirt.…