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  • Suspiria
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  • Suspiria


    For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesn’t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,…

  • Horror House on Highway Five

    Horror House on Highway Five

    This film is a fucking MASTERPIECE of bad cinema! A DISASTERPIECE! Seriously, it is so so so so so good because it is so so so so so bad and I just CANNOT get enough!

    The story is bizarre to say the least: Nazis, a killer in a Richard Nixon mask, a mad doctor, rockets (yes, you read that right), 35 year old college students, brain eating parasites, unidentifiable off-camera flying killer objects a la Phantasm...it's all here in this…

Recent reviews

  • Near Dark

    Near Dark

    The Lost Boys could NEVER.

    And I love The Lost Boys please don’t get that wrong, but goddamn there has never been a group of vampires as sexy as these and in a vampire movie that is exactly what I’m looking for. Can’t believe this is my first time watching this, but even more importantly I can’t believe that this isn’t the better known of the two 80’s vampire movies. I guess it’s the inclusion of the two Corey’s in that…

  • Hideaway


    I love Hulu’s auto play feature because most of the time it suggests a pretty good follow-up to what you were watching. This was suggested immediately following Sleepwalkers and I’m absolutely down for some Koontz after King! I don’t read a lot, I mean when would I with all the movies I watch, but when I do it’s mostly them plus Ketchum and Bentley Little.

    Anyway, I can’t remember if I read this or not and I really can’t remember if…

Popular reviews

  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House

    Absolutely the best miniseries I have ever seen. Possibly the best miniseries ever made and yes I am absolutely serious.

    Everything in this was the best choice. The whole thing continuously impressed me, but that ending to episode 5 slapped my ass right across the room. Across the goddamn room. The entirety of episode 6 should and will be examined in film schools from here on. Episode 10 gave me so many intense feelings including some that I usually don’t…

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994


    I just fucking loved everything about this so much. I mean, in the first 5 minutes you hear NIN Closer and Garbage Only Happy When it Rains and I felt so directly represented I knew I was going to like this, but I didn’t realize it was going to be just so slamtastic amazing!

    The Fear Street series was part of my middle and early high school…