Letterboxd — Your life in film

This came on Tubi right after Murdercise and it’s from one of the same directors so I just went with it.

It’s a DIY revenge flick that I had a great time with! The lead actress was better than what you often get with these types of filmés and I’m always down for a movie where girls come together and kick some serious male ass.

And even though this is super low budget, would you believe that this probably had as…

I knew as soon as I saw Jessa Flux screaming for everyone to look at her tits that I was going to give this a very high rating. It had that special hot mess feeling I love so much.

Kansas Bowling is too adorable, especially when she is on a bunch of coke, and when I saw Ginger Lynn walk onto the screen as a mafia mama I almost started clapping for my Queen. She is still hot af and…

This is streaming on Troma under the title Mommy’s Epitaph and I do like that title better even though the little bitch daughter only refers to her as “mother”.

Whatever you want to call her, she’s amazing! She wanders around the house in sexy lingerie with enormous Julie Strainesque hair. She’s always drinking and smoking and slurring insults at her daughter and making her husband beg for sex and she kills anyone who pisses her off. She gets pissed off a…

I went into this with almost no recollection of The Nun until a couple of flashbacks that jogged my memory enough to loosely remember what happened.

So the bar was set low if there even was one and I was not expecting this to be as entertaining as it was! It’s big and dumb and sometimes silly, but it’s basically a slasher up until the end where it switches gears into a sort of comic book action movie so the fun…

I have read a review for every star rating this could get that has a solid argument for giving it that rating and honestly, I don’t know if I’ve ever been this divided on a rating. Really torn right down the middle. You should start playing Torn by Natalie Imbruglia now it feels appropriate. Go ahead, I’ll wait!

Part of me loved this and part of me hated it. I know the part of me that hates it really hates…

This was…wow! I’ve heard about it for years and all the drama behind it so it was nice to finally see it but wow. It’s not a good movie, but I could see this becoming iconic with time for being such a complex bad movie. 

It says 2020 even though it was technically and clearly made in 1983 but never finished. They got a couple of big names like Louise Fletcher and John Rhys-Davies to carry the film and then…

I only vaguely remember this being announced and then I completely forgot about it so the bar was set low even though this ended up being really fun like all of Full Moon’s stuff has been recently! We are living in the Charles Bandissance and I couldn’t be happier.

This is surprisingly good looking and gory and even dark at times! It also ties in the Libbie Higgins character from Baby Oopsie which, mcscuse me, really sealed the deal for me.…

I was really pulled in by that poster and it’s pretty much the only reason I decided to watch it. I didn’t look it up or anything so I was pleasantly surprise when I saw the opening credits toss out names like Jaclyn Smith, Sybil Danning, Robert Mitchum, James Franciscus, and Mike Connors. With a cast like that, you really can’t go wrong!

Jaclyn spends a lot of time fretting and pacing in her enormous house full of golf course…