Matthew Eppard

Matthew Eppard


In this house, we worship Damien Chazelle.

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  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel

    Everyone who said Wonder Woman 1984 was stupid nonsense but who likes this movie owes me a fucking dollar! You people owe me!

    Man of Steel is a terrible Superman movie, a terrible superhero movie, and just an absolutely fucking terrible movie in general.

    I saw this in theaters in 2013 and didn’t care for it at all, but all these years later with the Snyder Cut on the way I decided I should give it another shot, after all…

  • Raya and the Last Dragon

    Raya and the Last Dragon


    Raya and the Last Dragon is a beautifully animated fantasy adventure, but is admittedly not one of my favorites from Disney in recent years. Despite an excellent voice cast and some great sequences, I found that Raya fails to ever elevate itself beyond simply a fun time due to it's somewhat muddled storytelling and focus on plot over character. I've gotta be honest, (Controversial opinion warning:) this should've been a musical.

    While the film's two lead characters are compelling, it…

Popular reviews

  • WandaVision



    WandaVision is one of Marvel’s strongest projects to date and seems to be a turning point for where the MCU could be headed in the future. While I’m sure there will be plenty more incredibly made movies with lots of superhero antics, it was so refreshing to see a true character study unfold over the course of this series. 

    In the end, many will say that they’re disappointed, but I think that this show stuck to its core and gave…

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm not going to lie, I might as well start off by saying that I kind of hated this movie.

    While it's beautifully directed, well acted, and has some occasionally incredible dialogue, this is the kind of storytelling that just isn't my cup of tea. I went in completely blind, beyond seeing some rather polarizing responses and I am certainly on the negative side of them.

    On the whole I believe that I understand the ideas that Kaufman is trying…