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  • Wheels of Fire

    Wheels of Fire

    ★★★

    Mad Max from Lidl.

    Seriously though we need more Mad Max movies. This had non-stop action but not enough car stunts nor crazy chases. The cars would stop and then there would be a gunslinging shoot out due to the limited budget.

  • Carrie

    Carrie

    ★★★

    Julianne Moore carries this modern take on Carrie.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    Star Wars status: Dead.
    You know you screwed up when the prequels were more coherent films than this mess. Rian Johnson is the biggest hack of a director.
    Fuck Disney. Fuck the Porgs. Fuck Poe. Fuck Rey. Fuck Rose. Fuck Snoke.
    FUUUUUU. YES I AM MAD.
    Poor Mark Hamill, he tried to warn us. George Lucas we are terribly sorry.
    Fuck this film and fuck nu-Star Wars.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

    My peen was fully erected for 142 minutes straight