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  • Bob Lazar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers

    Bob Lazar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers

    ★★½

    Bob Lazar interview clips with random sci-fiy imagery intervals narrated by Mickey Rourke Sin City style.

    Personally I call Bob's story bs; he did not give a scale while drawing the craft compartments.

    Little information can be found in this "doc". I feel like Bob is a troll and just likes the attention.

    Still a fun watch to kill off some of your brain cells.

  • Easy to Learn, Hard to Master: The Fate of Atari

    Easy to Learn, Hard to Master: The Fate of Atari

    ★★★½

    lol the Atari founder is a douche.

    Very informative documentary.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    Star Wars status: Dead.
    You know you screwed up when the prequels were more coherent films than this mess. Rian Johnson is the biggest hack of a director.
    Fuck Disney. Fuck the Porgs. Fuck Poe. Fuck Rey. Fuck Rose. Fuck Snoke.
    FUUUUUU. YES I AM MAD.
    Poor Mark Hamill, he tried to warn us. George Lucas we are terribly sorry.
    Fuck this film and fuck nu-Star Wars.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

    My peen was fully erected for 142 minutes straight