in the versace days of 1950s london, renowned dressmaker reynolds woodcock is at the center of english ho wear. bitches come and go through reynold's life, providing the confirmed player with inspiration and pussy to spare, until the day he meets a spicy, strong-willed shorty, alma, who indubitably becomes his main bitch. then tragedy strikes when reynolds is involved in a horrible gardening accident and loses his motor skills, rendering him useless to the dress game. only then does he realize the depth of his love for alma. yo, but is it too late?