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  • The Love Witch
  • A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
  • Spontaneous
  • Bones and All

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★½

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★½

  • Black Panther

    ★★★★

  • Babylon

    ★★★★½

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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    HAPPY GRETA GERWIG YEAR TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!!!

    “We don’t have to constantly be entertaining ourselves, do we?”
    To more living and less logging in 2023. Happy New Year, cinephiles!

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★½

    And that’s a wrap for 2022, my final log of the year! But I was told this is a comedy?!?! Anyway, may we all cut ties with the dull fecking gobshites in our lives and leave them for good in 2022.

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  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

    ★★★½

    This happened to my buddy Shrek.

  • The Invitation

    The Invitation

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It’s exactly what you think it is. Get Out meets Ready or Not meets Dracula. Nothing groundbreaking but a hella lotta fun. Oh and Thomas Doherty has got to be in the Top 10 hottest vampires of all time!