Letterboxd — Your life in film

Decent enough with really cool practical effects. The plot is pretty absurd, though, I mean… Amish gentrification?!

RANKED: Children of the Corn franchise

Even-numbered episodes supremacy!

Pure camp and miles better than the original. There’s a kill here that’s a direct homage to The Wizard of Oz and it’s iconic!

RANKED: Children of the Corn franchise

Malachai’s lips were the scariest part of the film.

RANKED: Children of the Corn franchise

I illegally downloaded this piece of shit but I still want my money back.

I too would like to sit on something with three legs, if you know what I mean.

Scranton Strangler >>>

I should’ve just rewatched The Host.

Silence! I’ve made my decision. Bring back… my quiet girl.

The events of this film are still more heartbreaking than that Oscars loss.

And I thought Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey would be the craziest bear movie of the year.

Kol’s glow up from a pimplish teen to a HUNK needs to be taught in film school.