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  • La La Land
  • Titanic
  • Little Women
  • Coraline

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  • White House Down

    ★★½

  • La La Land

    ★★★★★

  • Fast Five

    ★★★½

  • Fast & Furious

    ★★★

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  • Hocus Pocus

    Hocus Pocus

    ★★★½

    when i first watched this film as a kid, i asked my dad what a virgin was and he told me it was a person from virginia

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    ★★★½

    i am pleased to inform that ‘tom marvolo riddle’ also anagrams to mr. tom a dildo lover. i assume j.k. rowling did this on purpose.

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  • White House Down

    White House Down

    ★★½

    AH JOEY KING JUMP SCARE

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    if ryan gosling won best actor at the oscars, i'd like to believe we on this planet would achieve world peace.

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  • It

    It

    ★★★

    the scariest part of this film was adult bill’s ponytail

  • Rent

    Rent

    ★★★

    saddest part of rent is roger spending the whole musical trying to write a good song only to end up writing the worst song in the whole show :’(