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Favorite films

  • Killer Condom
  • Duel to the Death
  • Zerograd
  • The Battle Wizard

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  • People on Sunday

    ★★½

  • The Nun II

    ★½

  • Mumford

    ★★½

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    ★★★

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  • People on Sunday

    People on Sunday

    ★★½

    Accurate title?

  • The Nun II

    The Nun II

    ★½

    Fine, you were all right. I literally didn't know this movie was over because I was looking at something else. Did the gardener fuck the school teacher or whatever?

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  • Man Up

    Man Up

    ★★★★★

    I think the most touching part of this movie is how supportive Nancy’s family is when she’s incoherently sobbing and hitting her head on the wall.

  • Female Trouble

    Female Trouble

    ★★★

    Man, I was so pumped to embrace the John Waters phase of my life after the first fifteen minutes, but it just kept going. I think I hit diminishing returns at 45 minutes, and mostly spaced out while absorbing the weird shit going on.

    I like transgressive art. I appreciate John Waters. I think Divine is a much more deserving muse than Brigitte Bardot or Ingrid Bergman, but I crave structure too much to enjoy these movies.