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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    “I’m finished”

    Faith vs Capitalism vs Family

    This will always and forever be one of my favorites.

    DDL can drink my milkshake.

  • Tread



    Oh, to be an unstoppable killdozer wreaking havoc against a tyrannical local government.

Popular reviews

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

    The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


    “She taught me to play the piano, and what it meant to miss somebody”

    Look, I know it’s popular to shit on this movie, but COME ON.

    Oscar bait? More like Oscar GREAT. 

    Yes, the CGI looks weird, idgaf.

    I can count the number of movies that make me cry every time I watch them on one hand and THIS IS ONE OF THEM.

    Tell me you’re not in tears as Benjamin is recalling all the people he has encountered…

  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock


    “Hang on, I’ll get you an iPad and some towels”

    This movie knows exactly what it is