tristan 🫀

tristan 🫀

Unserious movie reviewer, cult classic connoisseur

Favorite films

  • Slumber Party Massacre II
  • Urban Legend
  • Death Proof
  • Tombs of the Blind Dead

Recent activity

  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

  • Tombs of the Blind Dead

  • Tumbling Doll of Flesh

  • Kissed

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Good Heart

    The Good Heart

    queer eye, except it’s just one guy and he’s extremely homophobic and misogynistic and racist

  • Zombie Flesh Eaters

    Zombie Flesh Eaters

    Topless scuba diving & underwater zombies. Fucking gnarly