Favorite films

  • Personal Problems
  • The Discarnates
  • 0.5 mm
  • Tropical Malady

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  • Decision to Leave

  • It Is Not the Homosexual Who Is Perverse, But the Society in Which He Lives


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Recent reviews

  • Decision to Leave

    Decision to Leave

    didn’t finish (i fainted in the lobby 💀 [more like Decision to Sleep])

    first hour was pretty good

  • Inherent Vice

    Inherent Vice


    watched on 35mm at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta.

    the blooming highlights and rounded, soft edges work incredibly well for the whole movie — most notably during the bench conversation, with the soft focus on Doc feeling more natural than ever. colors have awe-inspiring new shades, such as the fog when Doc meets Coy that has a stronger green tint than watching the film digitally, or the flare when Doc and Coy’s wife embrace after their first meeting.

    and nothing…

Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

    "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.


  • As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

    As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty


    This film prompted me to dig out an old cell phone I haven’t used in two and a half years, and I found voicemails from my mother who died in April of 2014. I didn’t recognize her voice.