Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ★½

so concerned about forwarding a beat for beat narrative with every passing scene that it throws any and all emotion out the window, scurrying to pick up its own mess as it goes along until it all just kinda crumbles. a desperate attempt to reaffirm the Star Wars status quo previously shattered by The Last Jedi. the fact that it fails this hard is only a testament to how well Rian Johnson did.

my dick will never be hard again

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