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Matthew has written 3 reviews for films rated .

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One of the worst films I’ve had the displeasure of seeing, and most likely one of the worst I will ever see. Against my better judgement, I watched the whole thing. Where do I even start with this? 
         Right away, the obnoxious and unnecessary music made me take this way less seriously. The cartoonish overacting only contributed to my indifference. This film is almost entirely uninteresting exposition for 45 minutes, until we’re treated to a shitty, Korean John Wick style…

  • The Book of Life

    The Book of Life

    We had to watch this in Spanish class to celebrate good finals scores (I got a 96!!) and the fact that Guillermo del Toro put his name on this is shameful

  • Horrible Bosses

    Horrible Bosses

    What an embarrassing experience for everyone involved. This was more like attending a funeral than watching a “comedy”.