Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I See You 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2023

  Googles phrogging to see if it’s real. Then googles where movie was shot cause some locations look awfully familiar. Finds out it was shot like 35 minutes away. Cool cool cool

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  Spookies 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2023

  Ever wonder what a fart monster might look like? Do you know a Duke? Does he provide? Yes!? Well then. On a less serious note, mad respect to some of the creature features. The dedication to the craft is why I love the 80’s so much. Strong Evil Dead vibes in some spots

Popular reviews

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  Samurai Cop 1991

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2023

  Let's be clear, we've taken some liberties in using the word "samurai" here. It's 95% gun fights and slug fests. But the hair. This is some of the STRONGEST mustache and hair game I've ever seen. I mean STRONG WITH ALL THE CAPITAL LETTERS. Along the way we learn a few other important lessons:

  - Homemade lion heads can be fascinating and also terrifying
  - Have you ever truly had sex if it isn't just hot sensual kissing and kissing alone?

  So, I guess that's only 2 lessons, but they are pretty damn important.

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  The Video Dead 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2023

  Quintessential 80's schlock, which is totally in the pocket for me. There's a weird charm to their approach to the genre. Low budget B silliness abounds.