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  • Little Italy

    Little Italy

    ★★

    "no wonder you're so skinny, you must diddle yourself like a fiend" is an actual line in this movie, and i almost gave it 5 stars for that fact alone

  • Vice

    Vice

    adam mckay is a coward for not letting miss amy adams play dick cheney and that’s THAT

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  • Thought Crimes

    Thought Crimes

    ★½

    Valle: I want to kidnap and torture and sell and eat these women that I know in real life and I want to share them with you, and this is real and I actually want to do it for real. 
    Valle: how could anyone think i actually wanted to kidnap and torture and sell and eat women? 

    listen, we’ve all made mistakes and done weird things online, and i think there are interesting issues at the core of this, but…

  • I Love You, Now Die: The Commonwealth v. Michelle Carter

    I Love You, Now Die: The Commonwealth v. Michelle Carter

    ★★★★½

    this is sad on all sides but I’m never gonna get over the irony of a middle aged woman screaming at michelle carter to kill herself as she walks into the courthouse like imagine having such little self awareness

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  • The Mind of Jake Paul

    The Mind of Jake Paul

    ½

    PART 7
    alissa violet: i wasn't allowed to have guys over, but he'd bring models over while i was in the house and tell them they could be in team 10 if they let him fuck them. also he stole all my money.
    shane: *crickets*

    PART 8
    jake paul: *does terrible thing*
    shane: do you think maybe you did [insert terrible thing] because [insert excuse like "your parents," "your childhood," "the culture you were brought up in" in order to absolve jake of any personal responsibility]?
    jake paul: yeah... like... yeah
    shane: *starts crying* i am so moved

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★★

    tag yourself, i'm edward telling bella how much he wishes he could kill himself in the middle of english class