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  • Onward



    me, crying at a mediocre kids movie in my pajamas at 5 pm on a monday??? you bet

  • Brave



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    merida really was like "mom i'm gay, and if you can't understand that, i'm just gonna have to turn you into a bear"

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  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon


    tag yourself, i'm edward telling bella how much he wishes he could kill himself in the middle of english class

  • Sleepless in Seattle

    Sleepless in Seattle


    this movie would fall apart if annie wasn't meg ryan bc then sam would have to be like... "you just... came to my house?? you like, flew across the entire country to stare at me across the street??? that's kinda weird, my dude......." but since it's meg ryan he's like, flattered instead, and honestly i get it