"no wonder you're so skinny, you must diddle yourself like a fiend" is an actual line in this movie, and i almost gave it 5 stars for that fact alone
Valle: I want to kidnap and torture and sell and eat these women that I know in real life and I want to share them with you, and this is real and I actually want to do it for real.
Valle: how could anyone think i actually wanted to kidnap and torture and sell and eat women?
listen, we’ve all made mistakes and done weird things online, and i think there are interesting issues at the core of this, but…
this is sad on all sides but I’m never gonna get over the irony of a middle aged woman screaming at michelle carter to kill herself as she walks into the courthouse like imagine having such little self awareness
alissa violet: i wasn't allowed to have guys over, but he'd bring models over while i was in the house and tell them they could be in team 10 if they let him fuck them. also he stole all my money.
jake paul: *does terrible thing*
shane: do you think maybe you did [insert terrible thing] because [insert excuse like "your parents," "your childhood," "the culture you were brought up in" in order to absolve jake of any personal responsibility]?
jake paul: yeah... like... yeah
shane: *starts crying* i am so moved