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  • GoodFellas
  • Fast Five
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  • Space Jam

    ★★★½

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ★½

  • Heat

    ★★★★★

  • That's My Boy

    ½

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  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★★½

    71/100

    NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD. A 71 is objectively too high for this movie but I don’t care. When I was a kid, my parents used to send me upstairs when they watched The Sopranos and 80% of that time I would put the Space Jam or The Goonies VHS into the TV. Even though I haven’t seen Space Jam in years, I was shocked to find out how much I could recall from it. Even the cadence of the jokes are seared into my brain.…

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ★½

    31/100

    This is a kids movie so I can’t grill it too hard, but I was floored by the execution throughout. You can make a kids movie and still leave some references in there for adults, right? Apparently not. Long form moments were dedicated to Mad Max, Game of Thrones, MC Hammer, Notorious B.I.G., Casablanca, The Mask and… Austin Powers? They straight up showed a ten second clip from the Spy Who Shagged Me to introduce Elmer Fudd. Who is this movie…

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  • Cold Pursuit

    Cold Pursuit

    ★½

    32/100

    Is a 2.9 average score on Letterboxd the highest score for a movie where they came up with the title before they wrote 1% of the script? Kinda stunned by that number on here.

    This movie has what I like to call a “one draft script.” There’s a complete lack of cohesion between scenes, non-sensical side plots, boring characters, tired attempts at humor and a wannabe Tarantino ending to boot. I will forget every ounce of this movie within a week.

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ★★★½

    74/100

    I took off one point for every instance I paused the movie and checked to see how much time was left. A rare solid effort from a Netflix original though.