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  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

    ★★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2022 1

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What was amazing:
    - Visually absolutely UNPARALLELLED
    - That opening scene with Neytiri looking you in the eyes was so breathtakingly stunning
    - There’s been actual investment in the storyline and character arcs
    - Strong acting performances
    - Just so so beautiful, all of it
    - The Tulkuns!!

    What could’ve been better:
    - The dialogue wasn’t always strong, felt sometimes unnatural and cheesy
    - I expected a little more from the soundtrack?
    - The final battle felt kind of long,…

  • The Menu

    The Menu 2022

    ★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2022 3

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Thalassic rocks and infernal s’mores aside, I have to agree with Voldemort: *CLAP* the tastiest snack you can serve is yourself

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All 2022

    ★★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2022

    All alone in a movie theater with this bunch of flesh eating bacteria going on a roadtrip under my skin, jesus fucking christ, and why did they have to look so good though

  • Nope

    Nope 2022

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Oct 2022

    I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road and gonna riiiiide till the jellyfish aint no more

  • Spiderhead

    Spiderhead 2022

    ★★★ Watched 18 Jun 2022 1

    Movie started off good with some nice Laffodil, absolutely peaked on Luvactin when Chris Hemsworth was dancing to “More than this”, but then started against all hopes and potential failing just like Obediex, until it disappointingly ended with a very lethal dose of Darkenfloxx

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up 2021

    ★★ Watched 13 Jun 2022

    Was it a movie or a parody, who can say?
    It was entirely unremarkable either way

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

    ★★★½ Watched 09 May 2022 1

    Kudos for a movie more chaotic than my life

  • Uncharted

    Uncharted 2022

    ★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2022 1

    They will literally make a franchise of anything as long as it has Tom Holland running around in tight pants 

    Also shoutout to the lady behind me who said “omg tom has such great nipples”

  • The Batman

    The Batman 2022

    ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2022

    Twilight bat boy flying over emo city might’ve just made my day

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty 1999

    ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2022

    I think I’m gonna walk too
    — WHAT? Jane, that’s like almost A MILE ?!!

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower 2012

    ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2022

    I didn’t think I could love Logan Lerman or Heroes by David Bowie any more than I already did… turns out I can

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club 1999

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Jan 2022 1

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    don’t you just hate it when your imaginary boyfriend fucks your girlfriend instead of you then steals the show with his human fat soap just kidding that was all me god where’s my mind was I not sleeping again I gotta blow up some buildings for christ sake dont’t talk about it Marla !!