• Prometheus

    Prometheus

    ★★★★★

    I don’t get why people would dislike this movie. It stars Charlize, Idris and Michael Assbender in 1 single movie. It’s a classic Xenomorph thrilling experience, but it’s even philosophical on top of that. And most of all, it has Hot Swedishness performing a fucking tentacle releasing Caesarian section on herself!! What more could you possibly want?

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

    Random thoughts while watching this for the 28th time:
    - grandma has excellent reflexes
    - dude’s name is literally pasta
    - the music in this movie is exactly what happiness sounds like
    - so hungry for cheese right now
    - linguini boy really has the tiniest beard
    - god I wanna smell that soup so badly
    - angry Colette is far too sexy for that ginger stick but okay
    - yess give me that bread ASMR
    - Emile, stay away…

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

    If love is a drug, a breakup is like an abstinence syndrome. You want it even more when it’s gone. And even though the memory of it fucking hurts, it’s hard to move on, cause that pain reminds you the joy you felt was real.

    And since we’re talking about drugs, this movie is my heroin.

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    So perfectly balanced and on point. Calm yet suspenseful, gloomy yet floaty. Deep but not too complicated and heartbreaking yet healing at the same time. Makes me wanna study linguistics and chill with heptapods.

    A god damn masterpiece and my non linear ass can’t get enough of it.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    This movie is so stunningly aesthetic that I wish I could rewatch it all day long in the theatre like a song on repeat. The colours are everything!

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★★

    Being a psychiatrist must be so sexy. You can just sit in your comfy chair, be all mysterious, look right through people’s minds and then be like “I’ll give you some chlorpromazine”

    That aside, this movie has a delicious thrill and the mindfuck is just a real braingasm.

  • God's Own Country

    God's Own Country

    ★★★★½

    What I love most about this movie, is that it’s for once not about coming out or everything else that is so overly associated with having another sexuality than modern standards.

    It’s just about raw, pure, masculine love.
    And that really is godly.

  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★★

    Can someone please stick a needle in me and let me slip into limbo, cause I wanna go build my dream castle