drinking game idea: take a shot every time they say “jellicle” so you don’t have to even watch the whole movie
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Kingsman: The Golden Circle 2017
this literally has no business having such a great cast (yes i mean pedro pascal)
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 2016
they could've just dyed colin's hair a platinum blond and given him a different colored eye, but no they had to fucking go there and piss me off by showing me johnny depp instead smh
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Molly's Game 2017
this started out nicely, minus the incredibly annoying voiceover (which i usually don’t mind in movies), but then it went downhill after the first hour or so.
i must say though that some shots were pretty enough to make me forget how bland this movie was for a solid 2 minutes. but then the daddy issues and idris elba's confusing (and confused) accent kicked in... add those to the boring storytelling and lazy scriptwriting and it's just another movie about gambling, the fbi and the russian mafia.
jessica, honey, i still love you.