Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Possession
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Whisper of the Heart

Recent activity

  • The Fabelmans

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Recent reviews

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans

    jaden told me this was closer to AI than anything spielberg had done, which definitely had me ?? walking into the theater but that definitely was accurate and makes sense that i ended up enjoying this bc AI is my favorite spielberg? probably?

    yeah damn the last movie that wasn’t a cable harry potter marathon i saw was fucking glass onion, what an upgrade here, great performances, really good john williams score and cuck paul dano, no complaints here

    now get the fuck out of my office

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    idk why this barely beats out poa for me, just personal preference between the books and idc about time travel, giant spider funeral gets me 

    tho they’re basically on the same level

    my recent watches are abt to look hilarious

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    there are moments of my heart saying “ah they got me” and there are many moments of myself legitimately thinking that this doesn’t have the same pitfalls that the marvel cinematic universe has bestowed upon the theatrical experience, but at the end of the showing it washes over me like a tide of disappointment. there’s another tag for another product to be sold en masse and gobbled up like the tuesday night crowd who screamed over a 30 second charlie…

  • Dune



    and by we i mean i and by go back i mean i need to watch this again immediately