Favorite films

  • The Fifth Element
  • Lady Bird
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Titane

Recent activity

  • Support the Girls


  • Showgirls


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • Shiva Baby

Recent reviews

  • Support the Girls

    Support the Girls


    empire records but it's less cool teens and more hot girls promoting labor rights

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    seriously WOW. i went in knowing absolutely nothing except seeing a few trailers and i was absolutely blown away. laughed like hell and then cried my eyes out, and all of it felt like such a gift. made me feel better about going on. also made me crave an everything bagel with lox. 

    i find “representation matters” convos corny as hell and generally uninteresting and trite bc casting a token AAPI person will never be the same as something so…

Popular reviews

  • Mona Lisa Smile

    Mona Lisa Smile

    - maggie gyllenhall is an icon, also gay
    - love kirsten dunst films where shes kind of a bitch
    - connie's baby bangs deserved better
    - the last scene had me ugly crying

  • Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

    Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist


    this movie is unabashed fantasy bc

    1. there is no way it was that easy to just drivw all around freakin manhattan (and brooklyn) like that and not have it take hours

    2. michael cera giving anyone at all an orgasm with his jittery nervous white boy fingers????

    anyways i also unabashedly stan this movie because it encapsulates every mushy wild fantasy i had when i would stay up late in high school.