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  Bottoms 2023

  Watched 15 Sep 2023

  Holy shit this is dire.

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  The Equalizer 3 2023

  Watched 31 Aug 2023

  Had a hunch Denzel was hitting that late Steven Seagal phase of his action/thriller career where he sits in a chair for 85% of the movie’s runtime. No strong complaints - the movie has a lazy, slouchy sort of resigned appeal, though the mind wandered at times; I imagined Denzel as Col. Kurtz in the all black Apocalypse Now. Italy as a setting for this movie is ridiculous but our guy gets to speak Italian, win over the locals, kill…

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  Inferno 2016

  Watched 28 Oct 2016 3

  Felicity Jones: can i get you anything?
  Hanks (with amnesia): uh, yes... it's hot... you drink it in the morning... not tea...
  Felicity Jones: coffee?
  Hanks: yes, COFFEE!!

  best film of 2016

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  Unfriended: Dark Web 2018

  Watched 25 Jul 2018

  Let's be honest: He had it coming when he made his email [email protected]

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