Favorite films

  • Out of the Blue
  • Thief
  • To the Wonder
  • We Own the Night

Recent activity

  • Meg 2: The Trench

  • A Haunting in Venice


  • The Night of the 12th


  • BS High

Recent reviews

  • Bottoms


    Holy shit this is dire.

  • The Equalizer 3

    The Equalizer 3

    Had a hunch Denzel was hitting that late Steven Seagal phase of his action/thriller career where he sits in a chair for 85% of the movie’s runtime. No strong complaints - the movie has a lazy, slouchy sort of resigned appeal, though the mind wandered at times; I imagined Denzel as Col. Kurtz in the all black Apocalypse Now. Italy as a setting for this movie is ridiculous but our guy gets to speak Italian, win over the locals, kill…

Popular reviews

  • Inferno


    Felicity Jones: can i get you anything?
    Hanks (with amnesia): uh, yes... it's hot... you drink it in the morning... not tea...
    Felicity Jones: coffee?
    Hanks: yes, COFFEE!!

    best film of 2016

  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web

    Let's be honest: He had it coming when he made his email [email protected]