"True beauty is the highest currency we have."
Sex, that pesky human evolutionary food chain; FUCK or get left behind (digested). The few elite people who have managed to make…
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods 2023
“We’re gonna need some more skittles.”
Artless, charmless trash. The textbook definition of inessential superhero garbage. Crummy effects, tired tropes and grating performances.Poor Diedrich Bader.
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Master Gardener 2022
i want to live in a world where even the most wicked have a chance at redemption. this is easier to say than it is to put in practice. but…
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The Mothman Prophecies 2002
My wife and I bought a dog right around the time this movie came out. One of those “let’s get a dog to prepare us for when we have kids!”…
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Twin Peaks: The Return 2017
A Fulfillment of Lynchian Prophecy - Twin Peaks: The Return
“I will see you again in 25 years.”
During his ten year hiatus from filmmaking, David Lynch had become a…
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Hour of the Wolf 1968
Apologies in advance to my wife if my anxiety ever knocks on the door dressed as an aristocrat.
Bergman’s foray into psychological horror is at once more thoughtful and contemplative…
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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016
In 1986’s The Man of Steel #6 by John Byrne, Clark flies back to Smallville and visits Ma and Pa Kent after dealing with the stress of Metropolis’ view of…
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