ben mendelsohn fan account

my most popular review is for a movie that physically does not exist

Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The New World
  • Alien: Covenant

Recent activity

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey


  • Skyfall


  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers


Pinned reviews

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    extremely my shit.

    the most stylish hang-out movie. low on inertia, huge on atmosphere. so not derivative, so not what it could’ve been. lowery went full galaxy brain.

    love my little goblin barry keoghan.

  • The Thin Red Line

    The Thin Red Line


    nature’s immutability, impartiality in the face of man’s every intent. familiar poetic language that’s best described as “malick-ian” superimposed over one thousand faces all in the midst of their own war, purely coincidental that they share the same battlefield.

    “you’re in a box, a moving box. they want you dead— or in their lie. only one thing a man can do: find something that’s his. make an island for himself...

    if i never meet you in this life, let me feel the lack. a glance from your eyes, and my life will be yours.”

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Capone


    *hear about this movie*
    “oh, cool.”
    *see tom hardy as capone*
    “oh heck yeah!!*
    *director: josh trank*
    “....................... (งツ)ว”

  • The Emperor's New Groove

    The Emperor's New Groove


    “oh, right. the poison. the poison for kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco, kuzco's poison. that poison?”

    maybe the funniest disney movie of all time?