tyler

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my most popular review is for a movie that physically does not exist

Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The New World
  • Alien: Covenant

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  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    ★★★

  • Skyfall

    ★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★½

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    extremely my shit.

    the most stylish hang-out movie. low on inertia, huge on atmosphere. so not derivative, so not what it could’ve been. lowery went full galaxy brain.

    love my little goblin barry keoghan.

  • The Thin Red Line

    The Thin Red Line

    ★★★★★

    nature’s immutability, impartiality in the face of man’s every intent. familiar poetic language that’s best described as “malick-ian” superimposed over one thousand faces all in the midst of their own war, purely coincidental that they share the same battlefield.

    “you’re in a box, a moving box. they want you dead— or in their lie. only one thing a man can do: find something that’s his. make an island for himself...

    if i never meet you in this life, let me feel the lack. a glance from your eyes, and my life will be yours.”

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  • Capone

    Capone

    *hear about this movie*
    “oh, cool.”
    *see tom hardy as capone*
    “oh heck yeah!!*
    *director: josh trank*
    “....................... (งツ)ว”

  • The Emperor's New Groove

    The Emperor's New Groove

    ★★★★

    “oh, right. the poison. the poison for kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco, kuzco's poison. that poison?”

    maybe the funniest disney movie of all time?