Favorite films

  • I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
  • Awaara
  • Salem's Lot
  • Aftersun

Recent activity

  • Unsane


  • The Hunt for Red October


  • Van Nuys Blvd.


  • Let the Right One In


Pinned reviews

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club


    Fun fact: my parents named me after Tyler Durden. Thanks mom and dad for naming me after one of the most badass mentally ill terrorists in cinematic history!

  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now


    They played a commercial for the US Air Force right before the movie started and everyone in the theater erupted into laughter.

    The New Beverly Cinema screened the three hour and fifteen minute long ‘Redux Cut’ of this projected on IB technicolor 35mm film, and you can definitely feel that runtime, however that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. This feels like a long, nightmarish journey for both the protagonist and the viewer, entranced yet trapped in this surreal and dystopian…

Recent reviews

  • See How They Run

    See How They Run


    Hey, this is kind of like a Wes Anderson movie! It’s only missing the interesting shot composition, the creative story structure, the engaging characters, the effort in production value, and basically any other thing that make his films actually good.

    Actually, it’s nothing like a Wes Anderson movie.
    It’s just total shit.

  • The Eternal Daughter

    The Eternal Daughter


    I’ll admit that I wasn’t completely on-board with this at first as the entire first act was just Tilda Swinton aimlessly wandering around an old run-down hotel, however this won me over as the character of Julie began to unravel. Wonderfully eerie atmosphere with cinematography and music that perfectly compliment the ghostly mood. Ending reveal was relatively predictable but that didn’t make it any less chilling.
    A very good movie.

Popular reviews

  • Sharp Stick

    Sharp Stick

    A meaningless and hollow chore that’s basically 90 minutes of softcore porn but pretends to be an uplifting feminist indie drama. 

    What is the point of this movie? What message is Lena Dunham trying to convey to the audience? Don’t cheat? Sex is bad, but also good sometimes? If you’re going to make a movie about the most unlikeable girl on the planet who makes every wrong decision known to man, at least give her some sort of character to…

  • We Met in Virtual Reality

    We Met in Virtual Reality


    How many servers of ten year olds screaming racial slurs while wearing sexualized fnaf avatars do you think the director had to go through before finding these nice communities of people who just want to learn how to dance?