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  • Dazed and Confused

    Dazed and Confused


    I’m willing to bet I’ve seen this film 40 times.

    The first time I watched Dazed I was 9, as usual my grandmother had it on VHS and as I watched it from the comfort of her bed I slowly but surely realized that I fucking loved it.
    Everything about it, it was the perfect image of high school from a 4th graders perspective. You know that feeling of excitement you get as a kid that never quite transitioned into…

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4


    Although it’s nearly 10 years old, Scream 4 is still a refreshing slasher film and could easily take place in 2020 given the rise of Twitch streamers and internet desensitization.

    The previous sequels both had amazing moments and saw the characters naturally mature but neither captured the atmosphere and innovation the original did. Scream 4 is the first sequel that doesn’t try to completely go left field and sticks to what made the first one work so well. There are…

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  • Blue Valentine

    Blue Valentine


    This and Silver Linings Playbook are going to be the only things I watch until I let go

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    I'd let Megan Fox turn me into a bad pop punk star too

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  • 2012



    I'm gonna tell my kids this is a documentary and daddy had to live through this shit.

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    Like The Truman Show if The Truman Show was directed by Michael Bay