Tylot Lantern

Tylot Lantern

Former discount meme lantern 
Guardian of space sector 2666
IG: @tylot_lantern

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  • Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story

    Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story


    I have no clue as to what just happened. Don’t get me wrong the ending was pretty cool but if you asked me who Gordie Howe was I wouldn’t have an answer.

  • The Shawshank Redemption

    The Shawshank Redemption


    Whoever named this the greatest movie of all time obviously hasn’t heard of Sex Trek: The Next Penetration.

Popular reviews

  • Tenet



    Sound engineer: how much bass do you want?
    Nolan: ALL OF IT!

  • Hamilton



    I unironically ate some ham while watching this.