Horror junkie. Particularly zombies and slashers.
I’ve been told I have shitty taste in movies. I can’t say that I disagree.
At the risk of sounding completely misogynistic, I feel like I have a responsibility to point out that the best thing about this movie was Mandy’s (Stephanie Town) tits.
But to offset that toxic masculinity, I’ll also point out that the worst part was that stupid rap song after the credits.
I tried to watch this boring pile of monkey shit twice. The first time, I was 28 minutes into it when I realized I was so bored that I hadn't paid attention to the last 25 minutes. I restarted it, and 40 minutes into it I realized that I was again so bored I wasn't paying attention.