tyreehoffman

tyreehoffman

Horror junkie. Particularly zombies and slashers.

I’ve been told I have shitty taste in movies. I can’t say that I disagree.

Favorite films

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Goonies
  • Hot Tub Time Machine

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  • Blood Pi

    ★★

  • Halloween at Aunt Ethel's

    ★½

  • Black Pumpkin

    ★★

  • Camp Cold Brook

    ★★½

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  • Blood Pi

    Blood Pi

    ★★

    If you’ve ever said to yourself “I wanna see a man’s dick and balls mutilated with a chainsaw,” look no further.

  • Halloween at Aunt Ethel's

    Halloween at Aunt Ethel's

    ★½

    At the risk of sounding completely misogynistic, I feel like I have a responsibility to point out that the best thing about this movie was Mandy’s (Stephanie Town) tits.

    But to offset that toxic masculinity, I’ll also point out that the worst part was that stupid rap song after the credits.

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  • Not Another Teen Movie

    Not Another Teen Movie

    This is the peak of Chris Evans's career.

  • Let's Be Evil

    Let's Be Evil

    I tried to watch this boring pile of monkey shit twice. The first time, I was 28 minutes into it when I realized I was so bored that I hadn't paid attention to the last 25 minutes. I restarted it, and 40 minutes into it I realized that I was again so bored I wasn't paying attention.

    Let's not.