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  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    MAN
    Name the killer in FRIDAY THE 13TH.

    A mad smile purses Casey's lips. She knows this. She leaps up, through tears, screaming...

    CASEY
    Jason! Jason!...JASON!

    A slight PAUSE.

    MAN
    I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer.

    CASEY
    No it's not. It was Jason.

    MAN
    Afraid not.

    CASEY
    It was Jason. I saw that godamned movie
    twenty times. It was Jason.

    MAN
    Then you should know Jason's MOTHER
    -Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason
    didn't show up until the sequel.

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★½

    Super spooky and to the point

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  • Silence

    Silence

    ★★★★★

    Like a big wave crashing over you. Some of the most powerful imagery i’ve seen in a long time with some of the most powerful dialogue I’ve heard in a long time. The text was so rich here, every word meant something. Visually flawless, I felt my stomach drop each time it cut. Each and every frame had such an impact on me. Seriously man, I was brought to tears about fifteen minutes into the film. Not particularly because of anything sad,…

  • Good Time

    Good Time

    ★★★★

    So much good shit happening in the edit